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Archi's Wacky Doo
Unleash Hilarity
Prank Your Friends with Ridiculously Realistic Replicas
of Delightful Dung Decor
(don’t worry, they’re not made from real feces; just some non-toxic crap that we threw together.)


Fabulous Faux Feces Collection
Our Puppy and Kitty Poo is meticulously and uniquely crafted replicas for your prankster's needs.
We personally feel that every dog and cat have their own "artistic" flair.
Why would you just want boring generic, factory made, mass-produced excrement?
Fabulous Faux Feces Collection
Archi's Wacky Doo
Before we get started, you will need to know, who you want to be "Framed"?
Before we get started, you will need to know, who you want to be "Framed"?
BLAME THE DOG
BLAME THE CAT
Experience the laughter with our ultra-realistic fake poop products.


OTHER CREATURES
The perfect "gag gift" that will leave your family and friends gagging.
Unleash the further hilarity with our faux feces fan fun!

