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Archi's Wacky Doo

Unleash Hilarity

Prank Your Friends with Ridiculously Realistic Replicas

of Delightful Dung Decor

(don’t worry, they’re not made from real feces; just some non-toxic crap that we threw together.)

Fabulous Faux Feces Collection

Our Puppy and Kitty Poo is meticulously and uniquely crafted replicas for your prankster's needs.

We personally feel that every dog and cat have their own "artistic" flair.

Why would you just want boring generic, factory made, mass-produced excrement?

Fabulous Faux Feces Collection

Archi's Wacky Doo

Before we get started, you will need to know, who you want to be "Framed"?

Before we get started, you will need to know, who you want to be "Framed"?

BLAME THE DOG

BLAME THE CAT

Experience the laughter with our ultra-realistic fake poop products.

OTHER CREATURES

The perfect "gag gift" that will leave your family and friends gagging.

Unleash the further hilarity with our faux feces fan fun!

Please Don't Really Blame the Pets!

Because we are a small family owned business, we do not offer free "stool" samples. Please, don't ask. If you want one, please order one here...

Because we are a small family owned business, we do not offer free "stool" samples. Please, don't ask. If you want one, please order one here...