Unleash hilarious pranks with our fake poop
Unleash the hilarity with our meticulously crafted replicas of cat and dog poop, so realistic even the squirrels do a double-take.
About Us: BUYOURCRAP.COM your one-stop shop for all things faux fecal! 🐾💩
Welcome to the zaniest corner of the internet, where we proudly present “Archi's Wacky Doo”.
We don't want to "WASTE" your time.
"We don't need to make some elegant
sales pitch; this crap sells itself!"
At Wacky Doo, we believe that life is too serious to be taken seriously. Why settle for mundane when you can embrace the absurd and the "bit gross"?
Our mission? To sprinkle laughter, surprise, and a dash of mischief into your everyday existence. Here’s what sets us apart:
Craftsmanship: Our artisans (who moonlight as stand-up comedians) painstakingly handcraft each “Wacky Doo” replica. From the perfectly coiled doggy doo to the meticulously textured kitty surprise, we’ve got your fake poop needs covered.
Eco-Friendly: Unlike real poop (which, let’s face it, is a bit of a mess), our replicas are environmentally responsible. No animals were harmed in the making of our products – unless you count the time our designer accidentally stepped on a LEGO brick while eating a chocolate bunny (no, that is not a nickname of well "you know". They were eating their kids easter candy)
Variety: “Wacky Doo” comes in an array of styles: Classic Brown, Surprise Rainbow, and even Glitter Bomb (because nothing says “I love you” like sparkly cat turds). We’re also working on a limited-edition Unicorn Poop – stay tuned!
Customer Reviews: Our satisfied customers rave about the authenticity of our replicas. One customer wrote, “My neighbor thought my lawn was a doggy minefield – mission accomplished!” Another said, “The cat’s expression when she saw the fake litter box? Priceless.”
Educational Value: Use “Wacky Doo” to teach kids about the circle of life (and how to prank their siblings). It’s like a biology lesson with a twist – or a swirl, depending on the species.
Free Shipping with $100 purchased: Because nothing says, “I care” like sending someone a package labeled “Fragile: Handle with Laughter.”
Remember, life is short – laugh often, play pranks, and embrace
the absurdity.
So go ahead, browse our collection, and let your inner mischief-
maker run wild.
At Wacky Doo, we don’t just sell fake poop; we sell smiles, giggles,
and a touch of bewildered amusement. 🤪🎉
P.S. Our CEO’s favorite quote: “Our Number 2 is our Number 1 best
seller."
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Our Values
At Buy Our Crap, we value creativity, humor, and quality craftsmanship in all of our faux feces products. We strive to bring joy and laughter to our customers' lives. All our products are non-toxic, but seriously why would anyone think about putting it near their mouth?