Unleash the Hilarity with Our Faux Feces!

**Contact Us with important things, don't just contact us to "dump" on us.**

We don't have time to sift through endless "dunghills" and "sewage" searching for that special "scat" that is a real "nugget".

We are just trying to keep our "crap" together as we wade through the "muck" of "doo-doo" we call life. We do that all without wanting to deal with needless "diarrhea" of spam mail and other useless "excrement", all because some "turd" wants to "defecate" some useless "manure" in our general direction.

In other word, don't contact us unless you got your "fecal product" together.

Thank you.