We believe that life is too short for boring pranks. Why settle for mundane when you can have a tail-wagging good time with our Novelty Fake Dog Poop?
"Our faux poops are the talk of the dog park!"
We don’t just sell fake dog poop; we sell laughter, confusion, and a touch of canine absurdity. So go ahead, order yours today, and let the poop-tastic adventures begin!
“When life hands you fake poop, scoop it up and fling it with joy!”
Our Process
At Buy Our Crap, our process for creating fake dog and cat poop is as meticulous as the replicas themselves. From carefully selecting materials to expertly crafting each piece by hand, we ensure that every 'oopsie-daisy doo' is realistic and ready to unleash hilarity. Trust us to take pet pranks to a whole new level with our custom-made faux feces that will leave everyone fooled and laughing.